Griff Says a lot of things - Part II

Here's a few other funny conversations that have happened:

From August 20:

Griffin: Did you go to school when you were little like me?

Mom: Yes I did! I went to school when I was a little girl.  I loved school.  I studied really hard and learned a lot.  Daddy did too when he was a little boy.

Griffin: And Bill Clinton went to your school.

Mom: Yes he did… he came to talk to us at our school on the day when Daddy and I wore those funny square hats, like in the picture in our kitchen.  Do you know which picture I’m talking about? (referring to the picture of us in our graduation outfits)

Griffin:  Oh yes.  Can Bill Clinton come to see us?

Mom:  I don’t know, I think he might be busy.

Griffin:  Is he at work?

Mom:  Yes, he is!  He works a lot.

Griffin: Does Bill Clinton have a hammer?

Mom:  Hmm. He probably does.  He might have to fix things around his house.

Griffin: Can he come to fix our deck?

Mom:  Well, I don’t think there is anything to fix on our deck.  Daddy built our deck so it is perfect!

Griffin: Remember how I helped Daddy build the deck?

Mom: Oh yes, you guys did such a great job on it.

From Nov 16:

"I'm not upside down!  I'm inside out."

"Let's switch penises.  You can have mine and I'll have yours."