Today in class for a snack we had clam crackers (he meant oyster crackers).
Dad, what's that thing on you that has you on it? (it was my corporate ID, still clipped to my belt)
---Its an ID card I use to get in and out of my office, like a key
Why don't you take it off and not use it to get into your office and then you can stay home all day with me?
Do you know why we can smell things from far away mom?
---Its because of particles, right? (Thinking of Sid the Science Kid)
No Mom, they're minicules (he got it confused with molecules).