"Dad, I like your red sox shirt. I like the Red Sox. I like the Patriots too. I also like watching hockey games. I am going to be a hockey player when I grow up. Did you know hockey and golf are the same thing? Because in both of them you have a club and hit a puck or a ball. In golf you have a golf club and in hockey you have a hockey club."
"We should go kayaking more. You know why? Because, do you know what kayak guys get to have for a snack? Ice cream sandwiches."
"When I grow up, I want to be an ancient dinosaur bone discoverer. Or a super hero."